Sorry for the 2-month delay. I got nothing to say, then in Math, all of a sudden "Bham!". I got like 3 ideas already. Anyways, back to what I'm saying.
CARS!
I can't understand why people find cars to be something someone would like. They're not puppies.
You know who you are, you Ferrari-wallpapered fanboy with your Lexus screensaver and Mercedes display picture. How can you say a car is beautiful? What aspect? Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't like cars, it's just that it's not worth drooling over for.
What is up with dads and their obsessions with cars? They clean cars like a germaphobe clean hands in a bacteria research facility. I thought cars were made to make us not get dirt on us. Ooh, how about making a vehicle for your car so it won't get dirty? :D Bet my car has a college fund too.
Misc. car rants:
-What's the point of honking for someone's attention in a place with a lot of cars? You think that person's gonna know where the sound comes from?
-I LOL at people who buy expensive cars, but pay for like a buck for gas.
-I also LOL at people who buy cars that can go really fast, 'cuz it's pointless since everywhere has a speed limit.
- Leather seat => You're sitting on dead animal.
- You know those cars that their door opens like bird wings? Must be hell to open when you're in a full parking lot.
Anyway I won't talk much. I'm not really in the mood to rant. I'm doing this so that people don't notice my last post was in June.
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Probably shouldn't have said that, huh. Anyway, follow my Twitter (on the right). I'll follow back if I know you. (smiley face here).
Ciao~ (It's not Chao, FYI. Chao's the guy on YouTube.)
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Friday, July 30, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
How to be mature:
Step 1: Mature people don't swear like a semi-automatic.
Step 2: Mature people don't do the right thing because they want praise, It's because you don't want to end up in hell.
Step 3: Mature people take criticism as what it's definition stand for. There's a fine line between insult and criticism. Insult means saying something that hurts another's feelings. Criticism is helpful advice that, should you follow, will lead you to the road of fulfillment and prosper.
Step 4: If you see someone smart and hard-working, they are not being the teacher's pet. They're cementing their future.
Step 5: Don't be mean to people based on their behaviours and looks. Not everyone is as perfect as you.
Step 6: Mature people use smileys only as appropriate. Good example: Can I borrow? =] Bad example: I just ate dinner. O_O xD
Step 7: Mature people don't litter.
Step 8: Mature people know that their parent's work hard to put food on the table. So know how to appreciate what you already have and don't whine like a six-year-old.
Step 9: Mature people respect teachers, and whatever they do is good for you. Unless the teacher's a dipsh*t. Be rebellious and you'll look like an asshole.
Step 10: Mature people follows the rules, even though "my friends are doing it".
Step 11: Mature people respect other people's enjoyments. People are given tastes. They use it.
Step 12: When arguing, do not bring religion in. It's unfair.
Step 13: When you get punished, know that you deserved it. Don't say crap like "This teacher stupid." Whose fault is it that you "forgot" to do you homework that was given to you days ago?
Step 14: Mature people type "you're" when they mean "you're". Not "your" as in "your so pretty". It makes you sound redundant.
Step 15: Mature people are not attention whores.
Step 16: Mature people don't act cute and make kitty-poses when taking photos.
(More updates are added when dates and shown besides them)
Step 2: Mature people don't do the right thing because they want praise, It's because you don't want to end up in hell.
Step 3: Mature people take criticism as what it's definition stand for. There's a fine line between insult and criticism. Insult means saying something that hurts another's feelings. Criticism is helpful advice that, should you follow, will lead you to the road of fulfillment and prosper.
Step 4: If you see someone smart and hard-working, they are not being the teacher's pet. They're cementing their future.
Step 5: Don't be mean to people based on their behaviours and looks. Not everyone is as perfect as you.
Step 6: Mature people use smileys only as appropriate. Good example: Can I borrow? =] Bad example: I just ate dinner. O_O xD
Step 7: Mature people don't litter.
Step 8: Mature people know that their parent's work hard to put food on the table. So know how to appreciate what you already have and don't whine like a six-year-old.
Step 9: Mature people respect teachers, and whatever they do is good for you. Unless the teacher's a dipsh*t. Be rebellious and you'll look like an asshole.
Step 10: Mature people follows the rules, even though "my friends are doing it".
Step 11: Mature people respect other people's enjoyments. People are given tastes. They use it.
Step 12: When arguing, do not bring religion in. It's unfair.
Step 13: When you get punished, know that you deserved it. Don't say crap like "This teacher stupid." Whose fault is it that you "forgot" to do you homework that was given to you days ago?
Step 14: Mature people type "you're" when they mean "you're". Not "your" as in "your so pretty". It makes you sound redundant.
Step 15: Mature people are not attention whores.
Step 16: Mature people don't act cute and make kitty-poses when taking photos.
(More updates are added when dates and shown besides them)
Friday, April 2, 2010
I don't like Facebook.
For several reasons.
1) Some people of Facebook:
a) The people with bad English. And PLEASE don't say "I know your English good. Dun lin arhzx." You are given a choice to learn basic primary-standard grammar.
b) People who send sh*t to you. "Friend X has sent you an invitation to ABC group" "Friend Y sent you a drowning sheep" You are wasting both of our time. What are you gaining?
c) The people who can't use real names. Your parents spent days or even months to think of a special unique that only you have. And you just CHANGE it to something like WeiLunzDemonSlayerx3. Do you know how hard is it to tell who I'm wall-to-wall-ing with sometimes? YOU owe ME 2 minutes of my life because I had to go to your profile and look at your pictures, THEN I have to strain my brain to remember your face. I have bad memory.
d) People who quote emo, lovey-dovey crap from movies and songs. Personally I think quotes should be limited to humour or advice. Not about some perfect boyfriend that never exist. "If aliens are looking for intelligence, then you don't have to be scared anymore."
e) People who say stuff that makes me say "Too much information", then puke in the kitchen sink.
f) People who tag me in a picture of a chair, or something to that extent.
g) The people who add you but don't know who you are in real life.
h) People who like their own messages. If admiring your own sayings doesn't make you sound any more arrogant, I don't know what will.
h) People who like their own messages. If admiring your own sayings doesn't make you sound any more arrogant, I don't know what will.
2) The great functions of Facebook that have been abused.
a) The "Like" button. Is "I broke my nail =(" worth liking 5 times?
b) The wall-to-wall. It was made so that people can send short sentences. Such as reminders or greetings. Now, people use it as a public MSN. You remember the testimonials on Friendster? Ditto. Not to mention you people are spamming my newsfeed.
c) The status newsfeed. Don't keep changing or posting your statuses. That's why they made Twitter.
d) The fan-made quizzes. Back when Facebook was just a student of MySpace, the quizzes was brimming with informative and fun questions. Nowadays, all I see is "What is your sex position?" and "What colour is your poop?".
e) The fanpages. At one point of its early, young life. People could become fans of actual things, places, or people. Why did they have to make fanpages like "You went offline when I wanted to chat with you?" It's not fun. At all. What makes you so special that you're the only person that has this problem?
3) The limited functionality/freedom of Facebook. Personally, given the choice of Friendster or Facebook. I choose the former. I don't want to see blue and white. I want colours, people. Also, why have Facebook? To reconnect with your old friends? I guess. But out of all of your friend list, there's probably only a handful that's really faraway. The rest you can meet in school the next day. Photos? Love it, point taken. The only reason I didn't cancel my account is so that I could laugh at the miserable emo people. I'm sorry, but "You're the drug and I'm addicted to you" is something out of a 60s drama. Grow up, people.
That's all. Feel free to post all your hate comments on my Facebook (LOL irony).
b) The wall-to-wall. It was made so that people can send short sentences. Such as reminders or greetings. Now, people use it as a public MSN. You remember the testimonials on Friendster? Ditto. Not to mention you people are spamming my newsfeed.
c) The status newsfeed. Don't keep changing or posting your statuses. That's why they made Twitter.
d) The fan-made quizzes. Back when Facebook was just a student of MySpace, the quizzes was brimming with informative and fun questions. Nowadays, all I see is "What is your sex position?" and "What colour is your poop?".
e) The fanpages. At one point of its early, young life. People could become fans of actual things, places, or people. Why did they have to make fanpages like "You went offline when I wanted to chat with you?" It's not fun. At all. What makes you so special that you're the only person that has this problem?
3) The limited functionality/freedom of Facebook. Personally, given the choice of Friendster or Facebook. I choose the former. I don't want to see blue and white. I want colours, people. Also, why have Facebook? To reconnect with your old friends? I guess. But out of all of your friend list, there's probably only a handful that's really faraway. The rest you can meet in school the next day. Photos? Love it, point taken. The only reason I didn't cancel my account is so that I could laugh at the miserable emo people. I'm sorry, but "You're the drug and I'm addicted to you" is something out of a 60s drama. Grow up, people.
That's all. Feel free to post all your hate comments on my Facebook (LOL irony).
Friday, March 19, 2010
The abuse of "LOL".
The word "lol" has been an internationally acclaimed word. It's origins are currently unknown. Surely the person who invented that word must have been pisssssssssed~
This word can be compared to the use of marijuana. Small doses are legal and, frankly, quite helpful. Though overuse leads to ABUSE.
Is this your typical everyday conversation?
"Dammit, I forgot my homework."
"LOL"
-OR-
"My cat died."
"LAWL"
This is really, really sad. And ironic. Most have forgotten that it stood for "laugh out loud", yet people say it in the sometimes dullest situations.
Even the mundane.
"Man, I just love this chicken salad."
"LOL"
And the worst part is, it's being said in real life in face-to-face conversations.
How is that appropriate? It's like using a boat on land.
But it has it's upsides though. For one thing, it's a GREAT conversation ender. Have you ever had a chat with those annoying people who just keeps yapping but you don't really care? Those who did chat with me before must have had that feeling. ;)
"...And when I reached Lv. 99, my warlock became GOD"
"LOL"
*after 3 minutes of no replies*
"You know, if you're not interested you can just tell me. =("
On the side note. It's just embarassing to say it (in real life). Why do you want to make people think you're a nerd? I swear to God someone (not gonna mention a name here) had this conversation with me before in school.
"LOL. You are such a geek."
This word can be compared to the use of marijuana. Small doses are legal and, frankly, quite helpful. Though overuse leads to ABUSE.
Is this your typical everyday conversation?
"Dammit, I forgot my homework."
"LOL"
-OR-
"My cat died."
"LAWL"
This is really, really sad. And ironic. Most have forgotten that it stood for "laugh out loud", yet people say it in the sometimes dullest situations.
Even the mundane.
"Man, I just love this chicken salad."
"LOL"
And the worst part is, it's being said in real life in face-to-face conversations.
How is that appropriate? It's like using a boat on land.
But it has it's upsides though. For one thing, it's a GREAT conversation ender. Have you ever had a chat with those annoying people who just keeps yapping but you don't really care? Those who did chat with me before must have had that feeling. ;)
"...And when I reached Lv. 99, my warlock became GOD"
"LOL"
*after 3 minutes of no replies*
"You know, if you're not interested you can just tell me. =("
On the side note. It's just embarassing to say it (in real life). Why do you want to make people think you're a nerd? I swear to God someone (not gonna mention a name here) had this conversation with me before in school.
"LOL. You are such a geek."
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